There are things in my head that should stay there but for some reason that brain to mouth filter most people have illuded me in my developmental process. And so I find that whatever is in my head finds it's way out of my mouth. I like myself most days but we've all got bad days. I find that there are so many forms of art and I love them all. Some of them confuse me (interprative dance) but they are still lovely. Tattoos are art. You don't have to agree with me just accept that I feel I'm entitled to my opinion too. Show me your art. Give me reality. Give me dreams. Give me imagination. Mostly just give me something of yourself so that I feel like this is more of a two way street :)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
sex is complicated and people are weird: Birth Control 101 For Idiots
This is hormonal birth control.
As you can see on the box, you take exactly one pill per day. To make sure it works, you need to take one pill every day at the same time, or it stops working. You take only one pill, and you keep taking them regardless of what you are doing that day.
Hormonal…
Sometimes I have these conversations….
with my husband and I think he finally realizes that I’m slightly off my fucking rocker….side note: I love rocking chairs. So anyway here is what happened:
“Sweets what kind of chocolate do you like?”
“Truffles.”
“Never heard of it.”
*pulls up chocolate truffles on google image*
“These are truffles.”
“That’s not a kind of chocolate.”
“The fuck are you on about of COURSE it’s a kind of chocolate. It’s the ONLY kind of chocolate.”
“Ashley that is not a kind of chocolate. A kind of chocolate is white, milk or dark.”
“No MICHAEL those are FLAVORS of chocolate and not EVEN all of them. Also white chocolate isn’t actually chocolate as it has almost no cocoa in it. You asked me what KIND of chocolate I like, well motherfucker I like TRUFFLES. I don’t crave chocolate like some crazy bitches I know but you set a god damn truffle in front of me and I’m gonna converge on that tasty little fucker like I’m a cat and I’ve discovered a spider to play with. I will toy with that damn truffle for at LEAST a minute and then when the truffle thinks it’s safe and I’m just playing with it. Then I bite the miserable little bastard in half and moan like a cheap whore. How in the entirety of our relationship have you NEVER seen my epic love of the amazing that is the motherfucking TRUFFLE.”
“So you like truffles.”
“More than Zelda.”
“Jesus, you’d leave me for a piece of chocolate!”
“Well…no I’d leave you for a lifetime supply of them though.”
“I’m never buying you truffles. Ever.”
“Fuck you I have an affair with them about once a month that you aren’t even aware of.”
“You’re cheating on me with truffles.”
“No I’m cheating on truffles with you. Truffles had me first.”
“You’re nuts you know that right?”
“What does it say about you that you were aware or this before we got married and asked me anyway?”
Damn it!
There needs to be an option to create a poll. I can’t decide which quote to get for my chest piece. I’m getting both quotes either way but I can’t decide on the one that’s gonna be emblazoned on the girls until I’ve hit decomp. So “In that sleep of death what dreams may come.” Or “You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger darling.” Comment?
Where the hell did that come from.
I have this sudden need to do something drastic to my hair. I don’t want to like chop it all off and shit but I do want to put layers in it and bleach it so I can color it with markers like I used to do in High School. There’s more than one reason I love sharpies.
I also have this sick need to get some uv reactive acrylic and some glow in the dark paint with some black canvases and just go to town. Apparently I’m feeling colorful. Guess I need a little double rainbow in my life or some shit.
Side note: I get why people say Vegas is fun to visit but not to live there. It’s true. Can I PLEASE get a little yuppie college town like Akron or Yellow Springs Ohio on the next move. With hipsters and farmers markets and non-chain coffee shops and little old used book stores and low crime rates because everybody knows everybody else so you can’t get away with shit but you can walk to the store without freaking the fuck out because a stray cat just ran in front of your paranoid ass.
Gonna go write now. Listening to Pilot by Charlotte Sometimes atm but REALLY loving Bang by Empires. Song or art recs or anything else fun?
Did you see the words?
I’ve been gone. I know I’ve been gone but I figured I’d share where I’d been. Vegas is vast and so much fun to explore. So that’s what I’ve been doing. Exploring. Some of it I like but a lot of it makes this town not so much my kinda place. I like yuppie little hipster college towns a lot more. I think that’s partly because they are fast paced but sleepy and lazy all at the same time just like me. I was given tons of new music today and so much of it was amazing. The one that is sticking out to me right this second is Did You See The Words by Animal Collective though. It’s not really a style I like all the time but it fits my day today. :) Here is a copy of the song so you can share in the awesome easier. Like, dislike, have something better to share? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXfwc0RDHBQ
